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Bloody Stupid Johnson Teaches Agile

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This fun and energetic session features “Bloody Stupid” Johnson and The Jester facing off to architect the Perfect Agile Process (PAP). On their journey, they will get just about everything wrong. Come learn what not to do and have a good time doing it.

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